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Monday, October 29, 2007

Time to shop...

This short amusing story was send to me, there is somewhat of a incorrect political element in it giving one pause to think! I will let you make up your own mind.


It’s time to Shop...

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for acouple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?''

'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.'

'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.

'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said.'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.

''Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked..'Are you NUTS !' replied the homeless woman. ' Ihaven't had my hair done in 20 years!

''Well,' I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with myhusband and me tonight.'

The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty,and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'

I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a womanlooks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'
posted by Anonymous at 4:59 PM

1 Comments:

hahahahaha. yes, yes, then all men won't grumble about the time we spend on those things. suddenly, they'll shudder from frightful imagination and offer to take everything off our hands while we pamper ourselves!! yes!!

3:31 PM  

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