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Thursday, October 18, 2007

A joke!

A man was riding his motorcycle along a beach when suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said: 'Because
you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one
wish.' The biker pulled over and said: 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I
can ride over any time I want.' The Lord said, 'Your request is
materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of
undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific
and the concrete and steel it would take!
'It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it
is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little
more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.' The
biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish
that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels
inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why
she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can
make a woman truly happy.' The Lord replied: 'Sooo, You want two lanes
or four on that bridge?'
posted by Anonymous at 9:51 PM

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