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With the quiet Blog spell we must be suffering from Blogger’s fatigue at the moment or is it because it is near the time of Christmas and New Year where there is a shift in thought towards family and home? Other than that, my apologies for more hijacking of this blog with plagiaristic work (jokes!) but what the heck, might as well as put the pan to fire – here is some more (in tune with the Season) ……………..

And Nancy – yes I know I have already emailed it to you so you can stop reading at this point unless you want to read it again to get more Ho, Ho, Hos!


Why does Santa always go down the chimney?
Because it soots him!

Where does Santa stay when he's on holidays?
At a Ho-ho-tel!

What does Mrs. Claus sing to Santy on his birthday?
"Freeze a jolly good fellow!"

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!

Why does Santa like to work in his garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!

What smells most in a chimney?
Santa's nose!

What do you call someone who doesn't believe in Father Christmas?
A rebel without a Claus!

What does Santa like to have for breakfast?
Mistle-"toast"!

What's red & white and red & white and red & white?
Santa rolling down a hill!

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he looked out the window?
Looks like "rain", "Dear"!

Where does Father Christmas go to vote?
The North Poll!

What do you call Saint Nick after he has come down the chimney?
Cinder Claus!

What goes oh, oh, oh?
Santa Claus walking backwards!

What would you call Father Christmas if he became a detective?
Santa Clues!